So I punched that dude who was possessin' Geo and talkin' about burnin' shit down until he ran back into the kid's subconscious with his tail between his legs I guess.

...I gotta find something less faggoty to fight with than Gigantech Fighter.

Pretending to be a college student is gettin' to be a stupid hassle.

Guess I could just eat a Krebons and read all the teacher's minds or somethin'.

So I got a job as a bouncer. I get free drinks (camel piss human drinks, but whatever) and when people get unruly, I get to be as violent as I want.

Way better than workin' in a library like some scarf-wearin' tea-sippin' nail-paintin' fag, lemme tell ya.

Queenie, will ya forgive Alex already, she keeps saying if I drag her out of bed and make her go outside she's gonna go join a nunnery.

....ow.

God splitting fucking ass grinding dammit, I hate it when she gets like this.

Dammit, I gotta get a job.

....so I can't help but notice I still got all these freakin' eyes.

The Earthbound God said he put a piece of himself in me, but...che. Guess it doesn't matter. If I went back to normal, my body'd probably be half-vaporized again.

Little concerned 'bout what that means for Alexandra though...

...need to work on my deck. Can't let myself get caught off my guard like that again.

Whoever spraypainted Dickless Wonder on my D-Wheel.

1) That was Alexandra's D-Wheel.
2) Fuck you.

So I've been used to having all these extra eyes for a while now. I can manage them pretty well. But I got up today and I had more than normal, like almost ten more. It was weird, so I try to figure out where they are on my body and see if I'm growin' more or something, but it turns out they weren't on my body. They were on Alexandra's.

She's gaining eyes on her arms and I can see out of them.

All of a sudden, I'm pretty fuckin' sure that Earthbound Whatever did more than just bring us back.

Hey.

Any of you fucks know anything about Soul Fusion?

I wish I could turn down my awesome, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW!

Need to talk to you.

So.

I hear you wanted to talk to me about some dragon-hunting.

....wii fit called me fat.

EDIT: Oh yeah, pinky and laser chick, I'm staying in Alexandra's room, hope that's cool.